William Hague - My Fake Diary
Sunday, 5 February 2012
As I awoke this morning in the Kenyan hotel bedroom, Brutus my personal protection officer leant over, caressed my nipple and said how hot he was finding things.
I thought he meant the nights activities, but he was referring to the weather.
That's the last time I let him romp in a hotel bedroom with me, and will slumber with personal assistant Lucien again tonight. I had to take him in hand.
The meeting yesterday with Somalia's president Sheikh Sharif Ahmed, went well. I like it that they do not allow woman in the meetings here.
I hope Ffion doesn't get to see this diary though.
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