William Hague - My Fake Diary

Monday, 6 February 2012

Yesterday, at the United Nations Security Council, I accused Russia and China of "tipping Syria closer to civil war" - and urged the Arab League to take the lead in international efforts to force President Bashar al-Assad from power.

My personal advisor Lucien told me to say it, I don't understand what it means exactly, but it got a rumble of approval at the meeting.

One of my personal protection officers gave me a pair of silver plated manicure scissors he got from New York this morning, bless him. I';; thank him properly in the hotel bedroom tonight.

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