William Hague - My Fake Diary
Friday, 3 February 2012
Well I'm here in Africa, meeting with Sheikh Sharif Ahmed, Somalia's president.
Seems like a nice boy, furry hair, gorgeous eyebrows, and prepared he says, to allow me to show him my credentials, so I might end up with him in a local hotel bedroom later, with any luck.
If not I've still got Tarquin and Julian my personal protection boys to attend to.
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