William Hague - My Fake Diary

Friday, 3 February 2012

Well I'm here in Africa, meeting with Sheikh Sharif Ahmed, Somalia's president.

Seems like a nice boy, furry hair, gorgeous eyebrows, and prepared he says, to allow me to show him my credentials, so I might end up with him in a local hotel bedroom later, with any luck.

If not I've still got Tarquin and Julian my personal protection boys to attend to.