William Hague - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 2 February 2012

I'm enjoying my trip to New York.

In the hotel bedroom my assistant Lucien was in such good form, he made my mascara run.

I met the Member of the Maryland House of Delegates, Luke Clippinger, and we went for a meal together. Loved his beard.

Clemens Cornielje called me from Holland this morning, wanting a meeting with me when I get home, and could I get some Jay Design American Rose Soap for us to use at the meeting.

Bless him.

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