William Hague - My Fake Diary
Tuesday, 31 January 2012
I was laying in bed this morning picking at Lucien's underarm hairs, and I had an idea.
Perhaps I should spend a night with Ffion occasionally.
I know she doesn't fuss about such things... well, maybe when I get back from Damascus, because I'll be assessing our new Bulgarian gardener Donka Kuruhubeva overnight.
I got rid of the last gardener Estislav Plonkatakov, he was a Bulgarian too. He was caught laughing at my foibles.
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