William Hague - My Fake Diary

Monday, 30 January 2012

After Lucien got out of bed and went down to arose Tarquin, I lay here thinking:

We ministers have fiddled out expenses, and had them increased in reply.
Had inter-mate sexual sessiona with our assistants of either and both sexes. Lied about killing off the NHS. Tipped secret papers in a waste bin. Slashed the armed forces and police service to a bare minimum. Lined out own pockets while rescuing banks and businesses we have shares in using the tax payers money. Lied aboout VAT increases and Student fees, and so on.

And still we are top of the Voting intentions poll?

I love the British proletariat... so gullible!