William Hague - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 29 January 2012

It's my personal assistant Lucien's birthday today, and I know he would like a day at our hotel bedroom, but it's too risky, and of course would only make my other assistants Damien and Gnobanoff, the new boy from Bulgaria jealous.

So I'm going to get him some nail varnish and Manscara from Angelico's Perfumery in Harrod's.

Hey-ho, my personal protection officer Targuin has just come into the bedroom.. I suppose he wants to toy with my foibles again.