William Hague - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 28 January 2012

I read about a fellow millionaire, a lawyer getting sentenced to imprisonment for drunk driving, perverting the course of justice for lying to detectives after he crashed his £60,000 Range Rover Sport into a telegraph pole. Seems that rather than admit what had happened, he concocted a story that he hoped would preserve his reputation.

I'll have to contact Kenny Clarke at the brewery... I mean at the earliest chance I get, and see if we can't get an appeal going for him.

I'm off to see Angelico later, at his manicurist salon in Mayfair, he tends to me digits so well.