William Hague - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 26 January 2012

As I woke up in the hotel bedroom this morning, and the phone rang, and Tarquin said he was feeling a little stiff.

I asked him to let go of me, so I could get up and answer the phone.

It was one of my protection officers, Kendall, calling to confirm our rendezvous at the Rendezvous Hotel in Skipton later today.

He worries so much about me... bless his cotton socks.