William Hague - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 25 January 2012

Ffion the wife, has just received her Barclay's Bank Advisor's payment.

It was only a few grand this month, but she is considering approaching the RBS (Royal Bank of Scotland) to become an advisor for them after she read about the £7 million bonus given to their top man.

My personal assistant Julien and Lucien have been given an assistant of their own, Tarquin, as they are so busy at the moment. They interviewed candidates for the job overnight in room 227 in our Dorchester Hotel room.

They are so sentimental, bless them.