William Hague - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 24 January 2012

Just because I said that Britain's 140 embassies and high commissions will stop promoting whisky and other products if Scotland becomes independent, people seem to think I'm against independence for Scotland?

My investments financial advisor Ben Dover pointed out to me that last year, whisky exports earned Scotland £3billion, equal to £125 a second and more than 20 per cent up on 2010.

Which has done no harm to my shares in my Scottish port-folio in William Grant & sons, Highland Distillers, and Cutty Sark.

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