William Hague - My Fake Diary

Monday, 23 January 2012

I got out of the four-poster gently this morning, so as not to disturb my personal assistant Damien, and popped into my 24-hour personal protection officer Tarquin's room, to stir him up, then remind him of the early start we need this morning, to get to the hotel room in time for my meeting with Turkish Finance Minister, Pehlivan Papadopoulos, about my Overseas Investment account.

Days like this cheer me up no end!

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