William Hague - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 21 January 2012

I was was taking a shower my personal assistant Lucien came out with a jolly good jape of a joke this morning.

Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated.

Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes.

The first man said, "My Ryan loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane and scatter his ashes in the sky."

The second man said, "My Ross was a good fisherman, so I'm going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake."

The third man said, "My Willie was such a good hotel bedroom lover, I think I'm going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my arse up just one more time!"

Must remember this one.


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