William Hague - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 22 January 2012

I laid in bed last night, concerned about my wife's silence during the day.

So I left Lucien in bed, and visited her bedroom. I eventually remembered where it was, and walked unaided to it.

She was shocked to see me in there, and I had to calm her, then I ask what it was that had caused her to be so unhappy and morose throughout the day before.

It transpired that her monthly £5000 bank transfer from Barclay's, via the Bank of the Euphrates, via her off-shore account holding investment account, to her own Barclay's High-Risk Investment account, in payment for her being a Barclay's Bank Advisor was late in arriving.

She relies on this for her pin money, and was concerned about it's late arrival. It came through later, and she has not stopped talking since!

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