William Hague - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 19 January 2012

As I awoke this morning, with Wilberforce my financial advisor toying with my fiscal prospects, he revealed some interesting facts to me.

RBS have paid their Investment executive director a £5m bonus, and their chief executive a £7m bonus this year.

He thought I ought to make a fuss over this as being too excessive in today's economic climate, and gain some political respect from doing so.

Can't understand the problem really, I made more than that from my off-shore accounts in 3 months.

People do fuss so.


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