William Hague - My Fake Diary
Thursday, 12 January 2012
Last night, I got a call from my Ministerial colleague and lovely friend Liam Fox.
I was in the bathroom with Adam Werritty and Lucien my protection officer at the time, and the network signal was not good.
When he asked if I could help with his 'erection glands', well I shot round to his London studio apartment with the Vaseline straight away.
Imagine my disappointment when I found out I'd misheard him! He's said 'election plans' - Dammit!
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