William Hague - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 11 January 2012

Laying in bed this morning, Lucien passed wind, then Damien came in with the papers, kippers, and massage equipment.

An hour or two later, I got round to reading the papers. An article about the 'affair' last August, had been regurgitated.

I've put a link here on my e-dairy, because I was so tickled pink (Lucien at it again), with the doctored photograph of me.

Me as a member of the Village People!

Damien and Lucien have had prints made of it, so they can come to a conclusion easily when I'm away from home and they are not.

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