William Hague - My Fake Diary

Monday, 9 January 2012

What a busy morning I've had.

About 0300hrs Lucien crept into the bedroom, wanting to have a nibble, then Julian joined us jollily.

After they had left, in came my personal body guard Damien, to check that my accoutrements were safe, then the maid came to serve my kippers.

All this, before I'd opened my daily off-shore accounts statements!

I am a busy bee.