William Hague - My Fake Diary
Friday, 13 January 2012
I was in the bedroom with Lucien giving my head a polish this morning, when the phone rang.
I reached out to grab it, but stopped and answered the phone instead.
It was a reporter from the 'Boys & Toys' magazine in Mexico, wanting to do an interview with me! Saying he wanted to know about how transgender and gay married men cope in the UK!! Cheek" I said in a deeper voice than my usual one; "Once and for all, I am not that way inclined, and never have been! How you got my number I do not know, but do not call again... ever! Then passed the phone to Lucien."
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