William Hague - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 7 January 2012

Damnation! My off-shore investment accounts interest levels have dropped by 0.04% this month, oh so annoying, and Ffion has not had her Barclay's Bank Advisors payment yet... still it's only a few grand each month. But she looks forward to that pin money so much.

Ah... my personal assistant Lucien has just come in the bedroom - he really should not let me excite him so much!