William Hague - My Fake Diary

Monday, 16 January 2012

I must admonish the new Romanian maid Ruxandra later, when she replaced my bathroom soap, she only left Ffions carbolic, and none of my Lavender soap. I can't use that on my delicate skin.

Things are good at the moment for me.

My overseas investments are doing well, my off-shore accounts are growing nicely, and my personal assistant Lucien is learning how to give a Thai massage, just for me.

He is a nice boy.

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