William Hague - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 17 January 2012

I think I made a joke this morning.

I was laying on the four-poster with Damien, and asked him where Lucien was. He said; "He was in the closet".

I said; "I hope he stays in it, for the sake of my career". Damien laughed as he was tying my pyjama cord, so I assumed it must have been funny.

I see we Tories are now top of the weekly voting intention poll in the Sun - there's nowt as funny as folk!


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