William Hague - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 8 January 2012

When I phoned Luis Almagro, to underline Britain's view that the Argentinian shipping ban was unfair and should be lifted immediately, last December, Luis said we should meet and discuss this further.

I suggested we both bring along a personal assistant with us, and meet in a twin-bedded room at the trendy boutique Hotel Du Vin, he refused spouting on about 'shame' and 'immorality?'

Well now they want a meeting.. ha!

They should meet with Nick Clegg, then they'll know for sure that he will change sides at will to gain a better position!

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