William Hague - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 10 January 2012

Very slow day at the office today.

Arrived about 1330hrs

My manicurist came at 1600hrs and tended to my digits.

My overseas off-shore investments manager in Hong Kong rang, to wish me a happy birthday for the 26th March, 1620hrs.

The Berkeley Hotel in Knightsbridge rang, to see if I wanted to book a room again this year for my aide Mr Myers and myself... cheeky monkeys.

Targuin drove me home with Lucien my body guard, and played Elton tapes for us.

Slow day really.