William Hague - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 14 January 2012

I swung back the emerald velvet quilt from the bed this morning, determined to be a better person, and stop lying so much - it surprised Lucien next to me.

Within seconds I was back to normal though, and our Outer Peruvian maid came in with the brekkers.

I read that we Conservatives are back at the top of Voting Intentions Poll - only right too.

The wife Ffion has just returned from a short break in the Bahamas with a new Romanian butler in tow.

Must check on my off-shore accounts this morning.

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