William Hague - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 15 January 2012

I was laid there in the four-poster this morning, jiggling my extentionables, when in walked Ffion, just arrived back from another Barclay's Advisor free jaunt to Nigeria.

Out of politeness Damien left the room, and Ffion told me about her free holiday experiences with Alyshia.

Looks like the Argies might be losing interest in the Falklands a bit, I suppose my stern warning to them that Britain might have enough ships and soldiers left the cut-backs, to send there if needed, scared them off.

I might pop into the office today, between my Manicurist session, and tending to the new Albanian gardeners list of needs.

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