William Hague - My Fake Diary

Friday, 6 January 2012

26th March a date I would like everyone to remember and celebrate.

My birthday, and it's coming soon. I thought I might place an avert in hte personal column in the Times, some thing like:

26th March, William Jefferson Hague MP - Birthday Reminder - Gifts to:

* Constituency Unit 1, Omega Business Village, Thurston Road, Northallerton, DL6 2NJ.
* C/O Room 224 The Berkeley Hotel in Knightsbridge.

Bankers drafts, offshore account transfers, postal orders, cash and card transfers, and Benefit cheques accepted.

Perhaps not though.