William Hague - My Fake Diary
Tuesday, 3 January 2012
I read that someone at the 'Danglers Club' in Darlington has named their baby after me... well almost, the Christened him Hilliam Waugue Potterswaith. Nice to know I'm popular with the proletariat. Even if they were still pissed at the Christening after their New Year celebrations. How they can still afford to drink after the Chancellors stoic efforts to bring them to poverty levels never known before, amazes me.
I see Tory Councillor Andy Dransfield lashed out at Fire Fighters calls for a bonus and accused them of sleeping through most of their night shifts. He also dismissed the dangers faced by crews and suggested they are paid too much.
Fancy being so honest with the press! The fool!
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