William Hague - My Fake Diary

Monday, 2 January 2012

I see I've been installed as the Quote-of-the-Year man for 2011 in the Daily Mirror.

My quote: "Foreign Secretary William Hague showed a fabulous grasp of ­geography by announcing Colonel Gaddafi had fled to Venezuela, when he was in bed in Tripoli!"

Can't see anything wrong with that?

I'm meeting my personal assistant Lucien at room 134 at the Berkeley Hotel in Knightsbridge later today, so we can settle down to masticate over our prospects.

Wonder where the wife is?