William Hague - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 7 December 2011

I'm most concerned today, so much to worry about - what with the shortage of Beluga caviare for Christmas, Lucien and Julian my personal assistants still feeling jealous and being upset by my meeting with Abdul the hulk, the Syrian terrorist negotiator, my offshore accounts returns being down by 0.002%, I've ran out of Olay Age-Defying Daily Renewal Cream, I'm suffering with a split finger nail, and one of mu personal protection boys rejected my advances this morning!

The worry of it all!

Oh, and we might be going to war with Iran.