William Hague - My Fake Diary

Monday, 5 December 2011

I think I overdid the Dom Perignon with Big Abdul last night. Oh, my head, must write and thank the Syrian treasure later.

Our Romanian maid Maria, has just brought in my brekkers, and Lucien, one of my personal assistants has popped in to tend to my medications and morning exercises, bless him.

I can hear the wife Ffion groaning in the next room, I suppose that the Polish gardener has arranged her bedside flowers wrongly again.

I read in the papers that we Conservatives have gained a point in the intended voting poll! I must mention this at work, if I go in, I've got to find time after my Offshore Accounts managers meeting.

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