William Hague - My Fake Diary

Friday, 2 December 2011

I'm in Brussels for crisis talks over Iran's nuclear policy today.

My personal assistants Lucien and Julian are with me in room 666, of the Radisson Blu Hotel, as I am filling my diary.

None of the Euro ministers mob are willing to help Britain. they refused to back Britain's call to ban Iranian oil after this week's mob attack on our embassy in Tehran. They are a horrible lot.

Mind you, one of the protection officers they have provided, did offer to provide me with any extras I might need. bless him.

I mustn't let on to Julian and Lucien though.


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