William Hague - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 8 December 2011

It seems the Conservatives are going to debate the increasing unemployment today.

I won't get involved though, I think it is politically dangerous to get into debates about things I know nothing of, or have any real interest in.

I'll stay at home today I think, and toy with my Offshore Accounts and my personal assistants Lucien & Julian for a while.

My accountant said my last claim for expenses has been accepted, the one for 'One hotel room, two rubber gloves, baby oil, lipstick, and two cucumbers.' I was pleasantly surprised. It was only for £899.59 so it would not have mattered much.

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