William Hague - My Fake Diary

Friday, 16 December 2011

I held interviews for the cooks position yesterday, in the hope that he/she can settle in time for the holidays.

Our old cook, Wilhelmina Waldhurga had to go, she was caught reading the Daily Mirror in Ffion's bedroom.

It came down to a choice between the Polish candidate Boguslaw Kosciuszko, and the Romulus Dimitriu. I gave Boguslaw the job because of his nice hair, and he showed me his own silicone tipped spatula, and I was much impressed.

Our new second Maid, Dick Hugenkiss seems to be settling in nicely, bless him, nice boy.