William Hague - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 4 December 2011

One of my assistant, Lucien, disappeared yesterday. My other assistant Julian was absolutely livid when he found him dwelling in Sidney.

Still, there both back now safely in the bedroom.

I bought them both some L'Oréal Facial foundation to cheer them up.

The wife, Ffion is busy working out her expense claim for her paid Barclay's bank advisor role, and the Albanian maid is by her side encouraging her.

I'm going golfing later, with Abdul, the gorgeous Syrian terrorist negotiator.

He is supplying the balls, and I'm paying for the hotel room.