William Hague - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 6 December 2011

I had to have a meeting with my military advisor, Russell Wonsend yesterday, the usual hotel room was used as a venue.

It was a very deep, emotional meeting between two dedicated professionals.

After we got to know each other better, we got around to discussing the possible upcoming war with Iran. It seems they have Saegheh missiles, that are very effective, and more missiles than we have. Bit unfair that, I hope that the US Government realise we has chopped out armed forces by 20%.

That reminds me, Ffion tells me that Harrods have a special offer on their Beluga Caviare.

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