William Hague - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 18 December 2011

It's amazing how cruel some people can be.

As I was entering an oversea's investors office yesterday, I was accosted by an old bald pleb chappy, who moaned about the increase in VAT we promised we would not apply, he could not afford to heat his house, he'd had to get rid of the car he can no longer afford to run, and griped on about our record level of unemployment!

Fair comment I suppose from a voter, and my sweet personal protection boys soon moved the imbecile on - but do you know the really hurtful things he said as he disappeared into the back of the black maria?

He shouted; "You might be a billionaire Hague, but you can't take it with you when you snuff it!"

Now that really hurt me!

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