William Hague - My Fake Diary

Friday, 9 December 2011

It seems I have to go to Paris soon, for a meeting with the European heads of state, something to do with the state of the Euro-dollar?

There is a lot to arrange beforehand. Like which hotel room they want me to meet them in?

I have been warned by my luscious security guard hulk, Tarquin, that the proletariat are forming an occupy the Hague movement!

I hope they do not mean the one in Europe!