William Hague - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 30 November 2011

So much for us all to worry about nowadays.

Barclay's have only increased my beloved Ffion's Barclay Advisor's pay by 11%, the backhander sword from the Syrian terrorist Abdul has turned out to be worth less than £5000, my offshore accounts interest rate has gone down by 0.0002%, the serving staff at the Old Etonian's Christmas binge have been cut by 20%, our second maid has resigned over a misunderstanding caused by our not understanding what she was saying in her Romanian spattered English language, and gone to work for that bilingual Ian Duncan Smith, one of my personal assistant, Julian, has broken a finger nail, and I've ran out of L'Oréal Facial foundation cream!

Oh, and this so called strike today might be a bit bothersome.

Now, where did Lucien leave my boxer shorts?