William Hague - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 29 November 2011

Saw this funny in the Inchcock Gazette yesterday: 'The difference between Parliament and McDonald's is that one books the cooks and the other cooks the books!'

My solicitors will Not be contacting them, in an effort to prove I have a sense of humpour... no, humour. Well humpour as well I suppose.

Talking of humpour, my beloved personal assistant's Damien and Lucien, are thinking of taking me to their homes for Christmas, to meet their parents. I'll think about it.

Our new cook Slabdavowich starts today, he's from Poland, so should be able to Krakow on with the job!

Oh dear, I must see the Doctor about this sense of humour developing?