William Hague - My Fake Diary

Monday, 28 November 2011

So very much to worry about and get done this week.

Update Ffion and my offshore account investments, look after Barclay's financial situation, arrange for my chauffeur and bodyguards to join me with Julian and Lucien at Harrod's perfumery tp pick out their Christmas pressies, get one of my accountant's to improve my expenses, backhand the manager of the InterContinental Paris Le Grand hotel to keep schtum
about my last visit there with Ivor Biggend, arrange my and Lucien's Christmas visit to the Seychelles, and Ffion's to Paris, oh so much to get done.

I might pop into Parliament if I get the time.

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