Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 29 December 2012

This time last year, the gaffer Sir Alec dropped me for a home match with Blackburn Rovers and we lost 3-2 at Old Trafford.

We ended up losing the Premier League title on goal difference on the last day to our 'noisy' neighbours Manchester City. I'm sure the gaffer still regrets that.

This year City have fallen apart and we have taken the initiative by winning every single match after conceding the first goal - coincidentally my dad has made a fortune on betfair during these games.

We beat Newcastle 4-3 on Boxing day and City lost at Sunderland - we now have a 7 point lead, my dad has asked betFred if he is paying out early this year!!!

Previous Dates Next Dates

« Full list of Spoof Celebrity Diaries

Send to a friend

Tell your friends about The Spoof!

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more