Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Friday, 26 July 2013

I wish the new gaffer David Moyes would hurry up and sell me.

To Chelsea preferably. I've heard the prostitutes in London are more expensive, but also they have more variety, such as Chinese, Thai and Transvestites.

They only have grannies, Scousers and wannabee WAGS in Merseyside and Manc'ester. Roll on the new season!

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