Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 7 November 2012

TOnight we play Braga away in the Champions League.

With a 100% win record from our first three CL games, I was hoping the gaffer Sir Alex might leave me out of the squad and give one of the fringe players a chance.

I wish he had! I wanted to stay at home and watch the all night coverage of the American Election, Piers Morgan said my tweet supporting President Obama was a 'game-changer'. I hope he wasn't taking the pee out of me.

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