Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Monday, 31 December 2012

SO I am officially injured for three weeks which means i can rest up for new years eve and eat a few more pork pies than normal.

It does mean that Robin Van Persie will have chance to score more goals than me, and make himself more indispensable to the team. I suppose when I come back I could always kick a ball at his head like that Swansea defender!

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