Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 18 September 2012

Cor blimey what next!

Former sex escort Jenny Thompson, who famously enjoyed a sexual liaison with me, has revealed she is pregnant.

But it is claimed Miss Thompson, 23, who admits sleeping with more than 190 men, said she will have to take a DNA test to confirm the identity of the father.

The former vice girl, who revealed that she bedded me while my wife Coleen was five months pregnant with our son Kai, who is already six months pregnant.

What next!