Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 19 September 2012

The rumours that I could be on the bench tonight against Galatassaray in the champions League.

Well it will be good to get back in the team after my injury, although it will leave me less time for my advertising and promotion contracts.

I just heard that Manchester United profits are down £16 million. I hope they can afford my £250,000 a week wages, especially after signing Robin Van Persie...

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