Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 6 March 2013

Champions League Round of 16 - Manchester United 1 Real Madrid 2
Madrid win 3-2 on aggregate.

Its about Fergie retired. The old boys nearly 100, almost as old as the grannie hookers I used to shag, and he's still in charge of the biggest team in England, well manchester at any rate.

The old codger left me on the bench for the biggest game of the season, and we lost 2-1.
And he put Nani in the team instead of me, taking the piss, I could have been shagging somebodies nan and I had to sit on the bench watching that talentless portugeezer.
And then Nani got himself sent off for going in studs high. And with us down to 10 men, Madrid scored twice, with Ronaldo the 'winker' getting the winner.

This can't wait any longer, Fergie needs to go and GO NOW.
I don't even care if we get Rafa Benitez in as caretaker standby interim manager!