Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 23 October 2013

So Fergie has written a book since he retired four months ago, and in it he says I'm a bit slow on the uptake.

Then, he admits that I told him to sign Mesut Ozil in 2010. THREE YEARS AGO! He would have cost about £15 million (peanuts) back then from Werder Bremer the German League, but Fergie told me to mind my own business. Well pardon me old codger for wanting to play with top players who can create goals for me and my fellow strikers.

The rest is history, Ozil signed for Real Madrid and despite 68 assists in three seasons, with Luka Modric and Gareth Bale coming in, Madrid needed to reduce the wage bill and he joined Arsenal for £42 million... Still think I'm slow on the uptake Fergie? 'bout time I started writing my next book.

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