Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Monday, 17 September 2012

I've given myself a chance of being fit for Manchester United's match at Liverpool in a week.

I look certain to be available for England's World Cup qualifiers against San Marino and Poland next month, after suffering a severely-gashed thigh against Fulham three weeks ago.

I'm making good progress in training, in which I have been running and has also done some ball work.

God I'm a hero!