Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Monday, 17 September 2012

I've given myself a chance of being fit for Manchester United's match at Liverpool in a week.

I look certain to be available for England's World Cup qualifiers against San Marino and Poland next month, after suffering a severely-gashed thigh against Fulham three weeks ago.

I'm making good progress in training, in which I have been running and has also done some ball work.

God I'm a hero!

Previous Dates Next Dates

« Full list of Spoof Celebrity Diaries

Send to a friend

Tell your friends about The Spoof!

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more